Why did the concrete worker break up with the bricklayer?
Because their relationship was on shaky ground!
Why don’t construction workers ever get lost? They always follow the building plans!
Why did the construction crew throw a party? They nailed it!
Why was the building so good at making friends? It had a solid foundation!
Why are electricians such good communicators? Because they know how to stay current!
A concrete worker, a bricklayer, and a roofer walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll it be?”
The concrete worker orders something strong, the bricklayer orders something stiff, and the roofer just asks for something light.
The bartender chuckles and says, “Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.”
Why did the construction worker bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
A foreman walks onto the job site and sees a worker hanging from the ceiling by his hands. The foreman yells, “What are you doing?”
The worker replies, “I’m a lightbulb!”
The foreman shakes his head and says, “You need a break. Go home and rest.”
As the worker leaves, another worker starts following him.
The foreman asks, “Where are you going?”
The second worker replies, “I can’t work in the dark!”
A project manager, an architect, and an engineer are discussing how they’d each build the perfect house.
The architect says, “I’d design it with the finest materials and a beautiful view.”
The engineer says, “I’d make sure it’s structurally sound and energy-efficient.”
The project manager pauses and says, “I’d build it twice as fast and figure out the problems later.”
A concrete worker orders a pizza. The delivery guy asks, “Should I cut it into 6 or 12 slices?”
The concrete worker thinks for a second and says, “Better make it 6. I’m not sure I can handle 12!”